Another Reason To Become My Friend

Another reason to be my friend:  I can make a dope Brontosaurus from my drink straw…   THIS right here, is why people keep me around…lol 🙂



Hitting The Eggnog Already

My favorite Christmas joke(so far):
Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any kids?
Because he only comes once a year!
My Christmas tree theme is if it’s glitter, vintage, or beaded toss it on there somewhere! Gawdy and tacky is what I’m going for!  No pretenses around here….if a bulb breaks we’ll sweep it up no big deal…


How to Make Your Laundry Smell Like Your Favorite Scent

I’ve always wondered how one of my friends keeps her home smelling so fresh and unique. I can smell a blend of lemongrass and rosemary the moment I walk into her home and it’s really refreshing and identifying.

I love patchouli oil toned down with vanilla and lavender.(The best version of this scent is at SABON NY:

I was telling my friend, that I wished they had a laundry soap in that scent, so I could smell it all the time on my bedding and bath towels. Then she told me her secret.

It’s so easy and really WORKS! You put a dime sized dab of your favorite essential oil on a dryer sheet and just keep reusing and re-dabbing that sucker! I did six loads of laundry tonight(because I hate doing laundry-boringgg-I wait until I HAVE to do it) and my bedroom, kitchen mats, throw blanket, and bath towels have an amazing hint of my favorite essential oil blend on them!

There were no oil spots or residue on my linens or my dryer. I left to run an errand and when I opened the front door, I was met with a hint of my favorite scent!

I can’t believe I didn’t think of this on my own? I’ve always wondered how some women were able to make everything smell the same around their homes and now I know! I cant believe how well this works as a signature scent? It’s so easy? I don’t see why it won’t work with your favorite perfume too! LIFE CHANGING YO. TRY IT. I usually don’t blog about things like this, but I sure did want to share this tip, I was that impressed!(and excited!) 😛

October blogBlog October

Two buck chuck

You know what I love about two buck chucks? The labels always peel off really easily without any water, leaving me with a clean bottle to fill with colored marbles, bury neck down, and place in my garden as a fence. (Pictures coming)…And to all of you vegans and health nuts that think you’re badass but take your granola to work on your bike in a plastic container…to you I say, “There is nothing more sanitary, recyclable, or healthy for you and your food than GLASS!! Look it up and buy some glass containers asap yo. 🙂
“Glass has got yourrrrr ass!………..”-That’s a very deep quote from yours truly….lol