Another reason to be my friend: I can make a dope Brontosaurus from my drink straw… THIS right here, is why people keep me around…lol 🙂
My Bbq looks sad but it’s awesomely marinated meat (That I can’t pronounce) from the Mexican market butcher, he puts orange juice in the marinade it comes out so tender!?(Thank you to my friend, Cruz for teaching me to go there!) Look at my cute little Hillshire farm hotlink, I swear
nothing beats those, always juicy, not as big as the other brands but who cares. And mushrooms and eggplants were on sale sooo…
I was doing great with the low carb thing, huh? Until I poured my second beer……burrrp…😆👩👍👊🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍴🍴
Why are cellphone charging cords so short? I gave up and bought an extension cord because let’s be real, I’m in bed while it’s charging, playing words with friends, surfing the web, and rolling to the nightstand to grab my reading glasses…
Crossing the street is not a good time to look at your cell phone and text. The worst part is when you look up in zombie mode and barely notice my car after I hit the brakes 45 seconds ago, waiting for your ass, as you stop in step with each word you’re spelling. If you can’t multitask, please texted from the sidewalk.
To the guy that returned a texted and then took a call while paying for his groceries, that’s rude and you didn’t even look up and acknowledge the nice kid named Joey as he counted back your change and wished you a good night. He could have pocketed a twenty! You weren’t paying attention and also left .98 cents in the change dispenser, I put it toward my bag of peanut M & M’s, thanks.
Why do grocery stores trust the cashiers with paper money but a machine dispenses the piddly change?
David Lettermen always seemed cruel, bitter, angry, and mean to me. Good riddance!
I’ve noticed deodorants say 48 hour protection more often. Who needs 2 days of coverage? I’m officially afraid of the California drought, this clearly is a sign that Jerry Brown is coming for my showers next…I need to move closer to a river.😂😂😂
I need to see LEGEND. Tom Hardy x 2 Yessss!