Who in the Hell Invented the Burpee?

You wanna know why I haven’t blogged? Because I tried some shit called a ‘Burpee’ by a trainer at the gym, and I’m walking around like Frankenstein….nothing can bend without wincing, I’m keeping my arms out in front of me to avoid motion pain. I was in too deep fast, and I couldn’t embarrass myself by quitting, (Pride issue going on here) so I stayed with 6 other girls and pretended I wasn’t hallucinating from the shock (I have no business doing those moves consecutively!) That was some bull $@!#!!!!  Burpee? I’m hopping back on the elliptical, with sane people where I belong. What a dumb name, I was thinking, Burpee? Sure, just give me a coke and 2 minutes…burrrpppp.
Keepin it real yo.
(Apparently ‘Burpee’ was a real guy with a PhD go figure…lol)

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This Kind of Guy Turns Me Onnnn

Ohhhh that book is hot, no entourage, comfortable on his own, and he took his cup back to barista!  Be still my heart. Lol

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😙💜 I was trying so hard to not look like a creeper (I was creepin’ lol)…so, anyway the pic is blurry because he looked up and I had to pretend I was texting as the waitress was cleaning my table! bahhhh ha

I’m Having the Best New Year!

I went to sleep on the beach….woke up on the beach….drank the best sangria I think I’ve ever had while listening to great Jazz….ate goat cheese stuffed piquillo peppers and raw oysters for lunch….had a great dinner….hiked….made a new friend from Russia and I’m still going….hike in a.m. ahhhh Happy New Year!!! 🙌👊  This IS THE BEST NEW YEAR I’VE HAD IN A WHILE!

On a side note, how cute are my new boots they were only $9.99!! Usually I’m against fake leather boots but $9.99…..lol I broke them in today and they are really comfortable!

I hope everybody is having a great New Year!

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