Cheesy Halloween Jokes!

Why couldn’t the witch have a baby? Because her husband had a Halloweenie!

(Hang on, I have another one but I can’t stop laughing.)

Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? Cause he didn’t have any guts!

A skeleton walks into a bar and ask for a beer and a mop……lol

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