I found a hermaphroditic grape tonight at dinner. This is a good example of why I avoid group settings. How am I supposed to keep a gem like this to myself? I wanted to interrupt diners and pass it around saying, “Hey, you—look at my grape! Go on, handle it, flip it around if you want to, dont be shy, a real beaut isn’t it? See the hidden duckiness to the shape…?”
It took all my strength to play it cool…..