Bra joke


I was cleaning up and trying to thin out my Christmas decorations but I still love this!! I framed it and put it up every year, this one stays! 🙂
It’s hard to see because I need a new phone but it says:”I have little feet.”


You did not just buy a dog stroller!

dog buggie

My friend was rolling down the street pushing a leopard print dog buggie with her dogs in it today!!!!!!!!!!!  Have you seen these?  It was freaking hilarious!!  I almost fell over with embarrassment for her and then I went, ” Wait a minute, I soooooo need one of those for my dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!” This was almost as awesome as the time she rolled up to my house with eyelashes on her headlights…almost.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

This quote by Gabriel Garcia Marquez in the Huffington Post today was awesome, RIP. 

When he accepted the Nobel Prize in 1982, Garcia Marquez described Latin America as a “source of insatiable creativity, full of sorrow and beauty, of which this roving and nostalgic Colombian is but one cipher more, singled out by fortune. Poets and beggars, musicians and prophets, warriors and scoundrels, all creatures of that unbridled reality, we have had to ask but little of imagination, for our crucial problem has been a lack of conventional means to render our lives believable.”

Gabriel García Márquez